I’ve OD’d on Nyquil three (3) times this week.

Brad sent me home from the studio today because I was spreading the bug.

The badger in my throat is gone.
Like I mentioned previously, I got him out with hot tea.  
However, he didn’t leave without calling in re-con.
The sickness is slowly but surely moving away from my chest and up into my head; I think it’s plan is to force my eyes out of their sockets.  

That’ll probably happen tomorrow. 

Also, I’ve OD’d on Nyquil three (3) times this week.  

I’ve found that in most cases, Nyquil makes you wake up feeling worse than you did before you took it.
Like, if you have a minimally scratchy throat, you will wake up with the sahara in your esophagus.  
If you have one cold sore in your mouth, you will wake up with 200.
If you have a minor headache, you will wake up feeling like you’ve just been pummeled by Dan Marino.
No, worse:

Chuck Norris.  

The end.

 

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