Thank You For Your Time.

Dear US Dept. of Labor:

As of today, I would like to officially join your unemployment line. If you could please send me a list of your available services, and/or benefits, that would be great.

I would write more, but I’m on CraigsList looking for a job that’s not behind a counter (I’m ok with desks, but not counters).  I’m sure you know how stuff like this goes.

Thank you for your time.


(One of) The (Officially) Unemployed.

3 Responses to “Thank You For Your Time.”
  1. Brian says:

    Don’t worry, I will employ you.

  2. welcome to the world of being broke my friend

  3. matt says:

    you’re in luck. i’m currently hiring serfs to plow, seed, and harvest. i can’t offer much in terms of salary, but i can tell you that my particular fiefdom is and always has been plague free. not to mention fortified should those barbarian hordes attack. and if your servitude is loyal, who knows? there could be an opening in the yeoman class somewhere down the line

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